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Timesheet Codes for Slacking Off
November 25th, 2009 by Kate Seidametova  Posted in Humor

TimesheetsTO: ALL PERSONNEL
FROM: ACCOUNTING
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of “Miscellaneous Unproductive Time” (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.

Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.

The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter. Thank you, Accounting 

Attached: Extended Job-Code List
Code and Explanation
5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Waiting for Break
5318 Waiting for Lunch
5319 Waiting for End of Day
5320 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
5321 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5322 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5323 Waiting for Something to Happen
5324 Feeling Bored
5325 Complaining About Lousy Job
5326 Complaining About Low Pay
5327Complaining About Long Hours
5328 Complaining About Boss
5329 Hiding from Boss
5330 Gossip
5331 Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
5332 Updating Resume
5333 Out of Office on Interview
5334 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
5335 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
5336 Pretending You Like Coworker
5337 Staring At Computer Screen
5338 Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
5339 Reading e-mail
5340 Filling Out Timesheet





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